Jason Eppink ([info]jasoneppink) wrote,
@ 2009-04-10 14:17:00
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FOMO, and other great new terms
Here are a few terms that have only recently entered my vocabulary but describe concepts with which I was immediately familiar. Hurray for precision in language!

FOMO:

An acronym for "fear of missing out", FOMO describes my existential crises when I walk into libraries and my intense panic when browsing through the dozens of events lists to which I subscribe. FOMO is pre-regret. It's ante-disappointment. It's never quite being content. It's going to a party and not having any fun because all you can think about are all the parties you could be at that are probably so much more awesome.

Individuals prone to FOMO often spend time in FOMO-management, in which they calmly and rationally remind themselves of their finite nature.

One can have varying levels of FOMO. A little FOMO is healthy and motivating. Unchecked FOMO can be crippling. For me, FOMO reaches deeply into my time-management, creativity, and relationships. I'm told FOMO wanes with age. I really, really hope so.

(c/o Lizzie)


completism:

If you search for "completism" on the web, most returns relate to collecting music, but it can also refer to, for example, an effort to read all writings by a particular author, to watch all films on a particular "Top 100..." list, or to take a dump in all fifty of the United States.

Completism appears to most normal people a tad obsessive. The idea of walking over all the bridges that touch Manhattan is interesting, normal people think, but why exert effort actually going through with the whole the idea? What is gained? To a completist, this line of reasoning is frustrating, even absurd. Why do people climb mountains? Because they exist.

Completism is also about finishing what one has started, about concluding perfectly. It's about closure and structure and clearly defined boundaries of "done" and "not done". I posit that individuals with backgrounds in engineering, science, and math are more prone to completism than writers, artists, and designers.


full-ass or full-assed:

To do something "half-ass" or "half-assed" is to rush through it, or to do it poorly and without attention to detail. Doing something full-assed, on the other hand, is to exert every effort, however impractical, to complete the task perfectly.

"Full-assed" is clearly similar to "completism", but while the latter describes the concept or practice, the former serves better to describe specific instances.

(c/o Matt)


hangry:

This is a portmanteau of "hunger" and "angry". You know how you can get irritable when you haven't eaten for a while? That's "hanger". You are "hangry".

(c/o Lizzie)



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hangry
(Anonymous)
2009-04-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
These are all good, but hangry is an awesome word. I get hangry several times a week.

-Charlie "doesn't have livejournal or openID" Todd

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Re: hangry
[info]jasoneppink
2009-04-13 01:48 am UTC (link)
Glad I could help you describe your world more precisely!

(Ah yes, you discovered the ghetto way I rigged this thing to run off LJ. I've been meaning to switch to WordPress now that they finally support nested comments (that's seriously what kept me back). Now I just need to design and implement the damn thing!)

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[info]allenec
2009-04-11 01:12 pm UTC (link)
I definitely feel the hanger on a regular basis. Now I know what to call it!

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[info]lalarantsla
2009-04-13 01:43 pm UTC (link)
FINALLY I have words to describe my illnesses. :-)

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[info]therealcorytd
2009-04-16 06:49 am UTC (link)
Hanger!!! HANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANGER!

That is so excellent, i may hump your leg the next time we occupy neighboring spaces. Although the FOMO thing makes me sad, for you and others like you. Seriously, I'm so impulsive and in the moment, i can't even fathom thoughts of that nature.

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[info]agentkimchee
2009-04-20 03:35 pm UTC (link)
I experience FOMO all the time on "big event" days -- like at First Night in Austin, or at music festivals. Hanger for me is chronic if I don't make a point to eat at least five times a day.

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[info]jasoneppink
2009-05-14 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Whoa! Five times a day, really?

For me, every day in NYC is sort of a "big event" day, which explains the constant FOMO.

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[info]agentkimchee
2009-05-14 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Yes! I probably would have chronic FOMO if I lived in NY as well. I'm actually having it right now because of some media events in Austin that I am missing.

And yes, I'm a small-and--often-meal eater. A SOME?

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Hangry+
(Anonymous)
2009-07-28 12:25 am UTC (link)
I mentioned "hangry" to a couple pals, and it turns out they already had a term for a similar, but slightly more specific affliction.

The Crimson Hunger:
Hanger accompanied by PMS

-HB

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